Sand Lover Gifts

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Inappropriate Snowmen

Leak in the fish tank.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Segregated Beach

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Snowman ice fishing.

Building giant sand pies.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Fishing boat.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

How to fight a vampire snowman

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'