Sand Lover Gifts

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'I think he wants you to go out further!'

You Are Here

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Frosting the Snowman

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Leak in the fish tank.

Building giant sand pies.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Segregated Beach

Snowman ice fishing.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

How to fight a vampire snowman

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Did you say psst?.'