Sand Adventurer Gifts

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Tourists

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Fish hunting for men.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Skiing

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Mohammad's motors

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'