Sand Adventurer Mugs

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Tourists

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Fish hunting for men.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Mohammad's motors

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Skiing

Gone Bookkeepin'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'