Sandy Adventurer Gifts

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Get crazy once in a while

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Skiing

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Son burying his dad in sand

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Ding" "Dong"