Sandy Adventurer T-Shirts

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Get crazy once in a while

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Skiing

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

"Ding" "Dong"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Son burying his dad in sand

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"