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'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Cats on Board.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Beach snowman.'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

When bored, we board

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Whale Watch Tours.

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

The Happy Ship

Cross-Country Sledding

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."