Sandy Adventures Pillows

'Aaaahhhh.... One giant kitty litter box.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Cats on Board.

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

'Beach snowman.'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

When bored, we board

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Whale Watch Tours.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Cross-Country Sledding

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

The Happy Ship

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."