Sandy Adventurers Pillows

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Sailor in Car.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"That's the deep end."

"Ding" "Dong"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Son burying his dad in sand

Romance on the Yacht

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Let's just enjoy our holiday. The whole incident with your stalker is over now. We won't see him again."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Fossil hunting

Fetching some fuel.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Little girl skiing.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Slalom

"Well - aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?"

Running out of Gas.