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"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Building Sandcastles.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Snowman of the Apes

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

John takes a personivacation.

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

Princess

Crab conductor.

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"In other words homogenius."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'