Sandy Storyteller Gifts

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand into our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Building Sandcastles.

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Snowman of the Apes

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Hello, Number 6!"

John takes a personivacation.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Philip Kindred Dick

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

Shakespeare at the beach ...

"Coco, stop eating your food properly and play with it like your brothers!"

It may not be catchy, but "I Got Those Capital Gains Tax Blues" sure works here on Wall Street.

Princess

Crab conductor.

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"It was a dark and stormy night...."