Seaside Storyteller Gifts

A day at the beach

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

"I'm retired, but I like to keep my hand in."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Sure, she could talk the talk, but couldn't walk the walk, shock the jock, lock the dock or even hawk a little sunblock.

'If you put your ear next to it, you can hear my Mum snoring!'

'Nevermind when I last ate. When did you last eat?'

Paunch & Judy

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'The sharks are amazing here!'

Man asking for money back whilst swimming in the sea

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Peril!

“How was the beach?”

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Mermaid Art