Beachside Storyteller Gifts

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Mermaid Art

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

The Month of June

"I thought it was deeper here."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'