Beachside Storyteller Gifts

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"He's a keeper!"

'It was this big. I swear'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

The Month of June

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'