Waterfront Storyteller Gifts

'Give that back!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Mermaid Art

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Pavement Artist

Punch&Judy/Counselling

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."