Waterfront Storyteller Mugs

'Give that back!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Mermaid Art

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Pavement Artist

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."