Waterway Storyteller Gifts

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

Pavement Artist

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Canadian Canoe.