Waterway Watcher Gifts

Sewage in Rivers Report

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"It's trickle down."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Canadian Canoe.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

I hate these flying fish

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'Never shoot straight up.'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Suez canal blocking.

Man struggling to row,

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'