Waterway Watcher Gifts

Sewage in Rivers Report

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"It's trickle down."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Canadian Canoe.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

'Never shoot straight up.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Suez canal blocking.

Man struggling to row,

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'