Waterway Watchdog Gifts

Surfing the Brown Water.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's trickle down."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"The Nominees"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

Save the river.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Will work for clean water.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Man struggling to row,

Suez canal blocking.

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Minnesota ground water

Moses parts water on the fairways.

Demand For Oil

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Me…me…catch me!'