Waterway Watchdog T-Shirts

Surfing the Brown Water.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's trickle down."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"The Nominees"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Canadian Canoe.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

I hate these flying fish

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Save the river.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Will work for clean water.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Man struggling to row,

Suez canal blocking.

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Minnesota ground water

Demand For Oil

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'