Waterways T-Shirts

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's trickle down."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Swing

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

Cruise.

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Summer Sledding

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Senior citizen surfing.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Row vs. Wade

I hate these flying fish

Surfing Pensioner

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

When Seniors Fly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"My turn."

Rainbow violin surfers

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Suez canal blocking.