Waterways Pillows

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's trickle down."

Swing

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Canadian Canoe.

Cruise.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Summer Sledding

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Senior citizen surfing.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Row vs. Wade

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

I hate these flying fish

When Seniors Fly

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Surfing Pensioner

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Man struggling to row,

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

Suez canal blocking.