Waterways Manager Pillows

Sewage in Rivers Report

"It's trickle down."

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Well, the drought is over."

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

'So we meet again...'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

'Me…me…catch me!'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Two men trout fishing

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

Sewage Farm, "Bloody Hell, Crap Circles."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Apparently, the local river police have been forced to make considerable cutbacks."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

Surfing the Brown Water.

In the future, wars will be fought over water

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

Thames Water.

California drought decree

Aqueduct Leak

Dumping waste into a toilet.

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

Ocean Plastic

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

Your Private Water Company: Out of Sight Out of Mind

'Sure, you've led me to water, but no way you'll get me to drink it: It's polluted!'

"We'd like to name the new sewage disposal plant after you."