Water Management Buff Pillows

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'

Pipe Dream.

A Hole in the Dike

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'Household water use'

The eco club asks you to stop drinking wasteful bottled water. May I tell the club the football team's reaction? 8 17 6. They got a kick out of our suggestion!

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Criminal waste of water

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

UK sewage dumps

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Well, the drought is over."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'It's a new design to save water.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Cactus with Tap

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

Septic Fields Forever.

"It was a professional hit..."

Flower steals water during a drought.

The Source of the Thames...

Water Feature 2006.

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

The outback dual-flush dunny.

'Darn! No cup!'

"You finished with that bath water?"

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'