Water Resource Manager Pillows

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

In the future, wars will be fought over water

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

Yorkshire Water - "Time to take a leak Gentlemen ?"

California drought decree

Water

Pipe Dream.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

A Hole in the Dike

Scarcity

"It's trickle down."

Population rocket

Blowing dust off an order book.

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"Well, the drought is over."

Valuable Water

'Managing finance is integral to this post. How would you respond to a perfectly reasonable request for extra funds?'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

"I think someone's been overfeeding The sacred Cow lately."

Septic Fields Forever.

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

Water Feature 2006.

The Source of the Thames...

'Spit him out, Dewey -- you'll get busted! This lake is catch-and-release only!'

'Well actually, I'm a plumber!'

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

'I don't know -- maybe we should check the fuse box.'