Waterway Defender T-Shirts

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

"Smokey The Tree"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It's trickle down."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Canadian Canoe.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Fish with Shield

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Climate Crisis

Man struggling to row,

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Suez canal blocking.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Modern ark

Ecology

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

"One More Swing."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.