Waterway Guardian T-Shirts

'Me…me…catch me!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"At last! - I must be very near the English coast...!!!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's trickle down."

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Earth Day Summit.

Canadian Canoe.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

I hate these flying fish

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Save the river.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Will work for clean water.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Man struggling to row,

Suez canal blocking.

Minnesota ground water

I work all day landscaping. I'm too tired to do all the yard work at home. Teddy, you're big enough to use my power tools. I know exactly who to call for help. Tap tap tap. Not the power tool I was referring to.

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

Moses parts water on the fairways.