Waterway Guardian T-Shirts

'Me…me…catch me!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"At last! - I must be very near the English coast...!!!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"It's trickle down."

Fish want out of polluted river.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Canadian Canoe.

Earth Day Summit.

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"We wish we could drink the water."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

I hate these flying fish

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Save the river.

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Will work for clean water.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Man struggling to row,

Minnesota ground water

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Suez canal blocking.

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Fisherman catching rubbish.