Waterway Defender Gifts

A fisherman catches fish wearing gas masks near oil runoff.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Smokey The Tree"

"It's trickle down."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Canadian Canoe.

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Fish with Shield

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

I hate these flying fish

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Have a Nice Day.

Global warming.

Man struggling to row,

Suez canal blocking.

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Ecology

"Overweight old white male, safari suit, expensive gun, large entourage: methinks a trophy hunter is coming our way..."

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Climate Crisis

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

"One More Swing."

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'