Water Defender Gifts

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Climate Change

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The New Normal

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The Perfect Cannonball

Wrong leadership.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Nuclear waste.

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Save the river.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).