Fish Defender Gifts

Ed argued that although meat was murder, eating fish was culpable homicide.

Fish with Shield

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Smokey The Tree"

No Soliciting

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Climate Change

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

A Change of Scene.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'What a lot of fuss, fancy being afraid of an 'itsy-bitsy' little mouse like this!'

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Humans destroy our natural habitat and then say we're an invasive species."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Urban Expansion

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.