Forest Defender Gifts

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

'We believe we will be able to tear down the entire ecosystem in an environmentally friendly manner.'

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Tree fighting back

'They've stolen Sherwood Forest from the poor to give to the rich.'

Deforestation

Deforestation

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Smokey The Tree"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Super Heroes.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I brought cocoa."

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Nuclear waste.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Raining Leaves.

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Al Gore happens to be a friend of mine."

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Rain Forest

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.