Environment Defender Gifts

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

At last, the ugly duckling finds acceptance.

You Win

Uncle Sam gets embarrassed as he reads a newspaper with Trump's accomplishments in it.

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the green stripes?' 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

Strategic Arms Reduction Talks

Hurricane damage to trees

"Hot enough for ya..?"

"Sorry, but I'm saving all my sympathy for polar bears these days."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The interested bystanders.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Evolution.

The New Normal

Climate Change

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Nuclear waste.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"I dunno...ask him."

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.