Environment Warrior Gifts

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

World Water Day

'Look ! There's some over there...'

Car Pollution Vomit.

2012 warmest U.S. year on record by far - Local conditions may vary.

'Humans want to put us on the endangered species list.'

Isn't that just like Kevin, never thinking of himself...

Human Cull: People who drop dirty diapers in the street. . . or anywhere but a bin.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."