Environment Warrior Gifts

'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'

World Water Day

'Look ! There's some over there...'

Car Pollution Vomit.

2012 warmest U.S. year on record by far - Local conditions may vary.

'Humans want to put us on the endangered species list.'

Isn't that just like Kevin, never thinking of himself...

Human Cull: People who drop dirty diapers in the street. . . or anywhere but a bin.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...