Environmental Warriors Gifts

'Beware of acid rain,ozone depletion, middle aged spread,the greenhouse effect,oysters out of season,toxic landfills,air pollution,blue mondays...'

Earth Reset Button.

Snow Global Warming

'Dad, there's a whaler under my bed!'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

Bad Cheetah!!!

"Good luck with your interview, and don't forget to mention that you are a gender neutral, vegan, climate change campaigner."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Polluted geese

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"