Environmental Warrior Gifts

'Would you look at that: Rubbish everywhere!...'

"I never use ice anymore since hearing about the endangered glaciers."

'Spare any cash? It takes green to go green!'

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

Solar Bear

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Well if it isn't Mister Greener-Than-Thou, himself!"

'I'm well aware of the problem. I'm working on it.'

Civilization!

Greed and Pollution

Thou Shalt Not Litter!

"This is your captain speaking, everyone relax. It's not an iceberg, it's plastic."

Beach Cleanup

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Keystone XL

'If we could do away with breathing we'd be a lot healthier.'

White bottles / brown bottles / green bottles / blue bottles.

"Global warming proves our side is winning!"

'They believed in global warming.'

Lollipop mask

A king sits in a pool of oil.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Covid

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

COP26

"We're thinking of moving to another part of the country—somewhere between Lyme disease and killer bees."

Drought Patient

Old lady reads warnings of the danger of aerosols for future generations then stumbles upon a group of partying youths so decides to go and buy loads of aerosols.

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

No, I don't want a s**ding free paper!

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

'No wonder they're endangered!'

Save the forest.

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'