Environment Protector Gifts

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

A narwhal gets caught to litter as he swims through the ocean.

'Toxic Waste Disposal, satisfaction guaranteed or double your waste back.'

Elephant falls into tar pits and wonders about potential extinction."

'Mindful of the world's environment, we all set an example to president Bush and cycle to the next european summit.'

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

"Seriously? You're trying to scare me with a water spray like a common cat? I'm a tiger: I love water!"

Trump administration indefinitely suspends environmental protection laws during coronavirus pandemic.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"