Environment Protector T-Shirts

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

A narwhal gets caught to litter as he swims through the ocean.

'Toxic Waste Disposal, satisfaction guaranteed or double your waste back.'

Elephant falls into tar pits and wonders about potential extinction."

'Mindful of the world's environment, we all set an example to president Bush and cycle to the next european summit.'

Animals watching peaceful dove on TV, humans watching explosions and violence.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"I can't find the leave no trace exhibit on the map!"

"Seriously? You're trying to scare me with a water spray like a common cat? I'm a tiger: I love water!"

Trump administration indefinitely suspends environmental protection laws during coronavirus pandemic.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...