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'Apparently it was quite a nice country before the mining industry took hold.'

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'

"For God's sake...haven't you heard of global warming?"

Hold-up

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

'Look ! There's some over there...'

Between Standing Rock and a hard place.

Society's branches of environment and ecology are shorn off by civilisation.

The Devil and God hand wrestle over global warming.

"Don't worry, they're aiming for net zero carbon emissions for 2050."

"Okay...so I could have been wrong about a few facts..."

Global Warming

"Oh Lord, thank you for reestablishing the order!"

Heatwave

Do something for the environment.

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

"His dad is a journalist and writes about the climate. . ."

Drought.

The Climate Change Pope

Happy Earth Day

Trump prepares to chop down the tree holding up the world.

Smoking Is A Health Risk! - Danger of Methane Gas Leakage Due to Thawing Permafrost!

"See a trend?"

Melted Glacier Bottled Water

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Trump leaving

"More than Global Warming, it looks like Global Burning."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Son, I have to go away on business. Can I trust you to look after planet earth for a few hundred years?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."