Planet Protector T-Shirts

"It runs on its conventional gasoline-powered engine until it sense guilt."

Chesapeake Septic System and Drainage Overflow and Runoff Tank.

'I drove to the garden centre for a tree to offset my carbon footprint... so now I've got to go back for another one...'

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

Population explosion: 20th century and 21st century.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

Government recycling initiatives (in recycling bin).

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Goldilocks tackles climate change

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

Four Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Planet

'Bad news... we've run out of unlimited resources.'

Team work in upholding the world

Over exploiting the earth's resources.

"That's one small step for man and one giant heap left behind."

'He just showed up out of the blue. Maybe there is something to this global warming.'

Modern Noah - "There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out the rest of the species."

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'I want to offset my carbon footprint Jenkins, cancel your holiday flights.'

Fossil Fuels.

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

Environmental Hour Glass.

"I'm afraid you have humans."

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

Mankind loves Earth

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

Save the Planet.

"We found Greta Thunberg videos on your computer!"

Save the earth/Make Money.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''