Earth Defender T-Shirts

Demonstration - sign with 'The end is near', last man holds sign 'The end'.

'Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth - but not the oil and mineral rights.'

'You've got a pretty nasty case of humans. Take two asteroids and call me in the morning. The side effects are rather unpleasant, but they only last few million years, then you'll be as good as new!'

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Save The Planet! No Plastic Bags!

The rich get richer and the poor get their byproducts.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"The following program is brought to you by a destroyer of the rainforest who wishes to remain anonymous."

'A long time ago we couldn't breathe their atmosphere..now it's really great!'

Evolution.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

Extinction Rebellion logo vs. a posh bow tie logo.

The Devil lights a fuse to blow up Earth.

The Call of Nature

Climate Change Deniers

"We'll be fine, word is. . . the polar ice cap is melting at an alarming rate."

"Things are coming along nicely."

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

Trump clobbering the Earth.

"He's completely addicted to oil - we'll have to do something. . ."

"Real estate developers are God's creatures too."

"We buy distressed properties. How much do you want for this planet?"

"Hi germ, pick on someone your own size."

The environmental consequences of greed

The UN Forest. . . after its latest 3000 page climate report is released.

"I don't believe it!!"

COP26 GLASGOW

Global Thermostat

Another Unfortunate Result of Global Warming

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

'What we need now is a weapon that takes out nuke facilities and weapons of mass destruction, but that doesn't pollute the environment.'

Greta Thunberg

Micro Plastics in Soil