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Customer to airline clerk: 'If I drop leaflets out the plane window, do I get frequent flyer miles?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Super Heroes.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Bees SOS

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"It's trickle down."

Climate Change

The New Normal

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

Nuclear waste.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Swamp gas

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Evolution.

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'