Environmental Protection Specialist T-Shirts

"So that's where it goes! well, I'd like to thank you fellows for bringing this to my attention."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Pipe Dream.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Polluted geese

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Where does it all end up?

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Climate Crisis

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.