Pollution Control Specialist T-Shirts

Native American pollution control.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Polluted geese

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Just Stop Boil

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"Three big corks? That's it?"

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Welsh water sewage

Mine problems

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Air freshener - pollution.

Sinking Oil Tanker

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'I'm from China!'

'We're de-salting water?'