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"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The Environmentalist

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

Polluted geese

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Innovative

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

Thinking outside of the box

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Six Thinking Hats