Pollution Control Specialist Gifts

Native American pollution control.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Polluted geese

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Just Stop Boil

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"Three big corks? That's it?"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Mine problems

Welsh water sewage

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Air freshener - pollution.

Sinking Oil Tanker

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Water.

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

Be prepared to issue a public whoopsie.

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

'I'm from China!'