Pollution Prevention Enthusiast Gifts

China, Beijing Olympics and pollution.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Eco Princess

Honest Vending

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Noise Pollution

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Fish want out of polluted river.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Humans are 100% recyclable.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Free Radicals.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Trees playing rootsie.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."