Pollution Preventionist Gifts

Study shows people who litter are 'dumb as rocks' and 'kind of smell bad'.

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Just Stop Boil

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Sea Change.

Sustainability

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

The oil trap.

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Wind Energy

Elephant seeking fresh air

"Three big corks? That's it?"

Pollution.

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Do you have air pollution problems?

Marine Pollution

"Nope. No fish."

Closing down.