Environmental Health Specialist T-Shirts

'Are you sure you can convert this into a Health Food Bistro?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Pipe Dream.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Natural Disasters

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Polluted geese

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.