Environmental Health T-Shirts

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

Zika: Fighting the mosquito Aedes

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

The Jeopardy of Progress

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Self help acupuncture

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

vaccine wars.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Deforestation.