Environmental Health T-Shirts

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

Zika: Fighting the mosquito Aedes

"I'll just need to reset this, then come back for your dessert order."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Self help acupuncture

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."