Environment T-Shirts

"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."

"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."

"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."

Urban therapy.

' Nuclear power'

"It saves energy and makes me feel holier."

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'We're trying to discourage carrier bag use.'

'Tonight, an in-depth look at what each of us can do to help conserve electricity.'

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"And this little warning light flashes when the outside air becomes too polluted to breathe."

'What happens if there's no wind?'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

"I'm starting to get concerned about global warming."

Wind Farm where a forest once stood.

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

Organic Produce

'Here are the new guidelines on how to set up a 'paperless office'!'

'Bloody solar panels!'

'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Good news! At the current rate of global warming we should be able to just swim over there and eat him in under five years.'

'One day, this will all be your fault.'

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

'One day this will all be yours son!'

Barbecue circa 2050

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'

Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.

GREEN IT. 'But the power savings are considerable...'

'Didn't you know? Heaven has turned green.'

'Bad news... we've run out of unlimited resources.'