Environmental T-Shirts

Fisherman.

Hey, Earth, what's with the hat? Lobal warming.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

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