Environmental Gifts

Fisherman.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Environmentalist

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Polluted geese

'It's not easy being green on grass!'